Can someone please explain to me which element of evolution, which survival need, what human endeavour requires that nasal hair be tied stright to your tear duct (if you’re a creationist, explain why the All Mighty — whichever variety you believe in — decided that was a good design decision)? I would like to say that I can’t think of a good reason, and I have been pondering on it.

Oh, and I’d like to add, damn does it hurt extracting them.